Chinese Justice League:

This list was created because China deserves to have super heroes too.
Super Heroes:
1. The Omni-stamper
2. Sergeant Apathy
3. Capt. CCP (transforms when angered into Omega Red not to be confused with the X-men villian of the same name)
4. Dialogue’s Yang Rui (Can confound any and every adversary with his irreverent, often pointless, interviewing style)
5. Lack of Irony Man (Impervious to China’s Future)
6. Clean Air Advocate
7. The Humble Laowai
8. Steve Malkmus: former frontman of Pavement
9. The Vaccine
10. Guanxi Gary and his Chunghwa Gun (Knows everyone in China.)

And superheroes need super villains so…

Super Villians:
1. Hello Boy
2. Mole Man Chang
3. Head Up His Ass Man (takes many forms in China)
4. The Coolie
5. Joe Baijiu
6. The Spitter
7. Public Urination Goblin
8. Clap Snatch (arch nemesis of The Vaccine)
9. Xiao Smoggy
10. Swedish Hippie Expat